What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

What do you love to do at night when you’re alone?

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

I am 11 years old and I think I am going through puberty. Why do my nipples hurt when I touch them? Is it normal?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.